Herbie was a homely boy,
He made his classmates scream,
For poor, poor little Herbie,
Every day was Halloween
His parents wouldn't touch him,
He scared his sister Ruth,
He'd sneak up on the mirror,
Just to brush his tooth
He avoided public places,
He'd often felt the sting,
Of people's frightened faces,
And projectile vomiting
But Herbie had a secret,
That gave him hours of fun,
Herbie had three penises
Instead of only one
Copyright; EGHarne
