I started bowling Thursday evenings
With this gal named Seltzer Sue,
Gracious, what a big girl!
She could break a man in two
We talked a little and we laughed a lot,
As she jiggled in her clothes so tight,
And we fell in love between the beer and the cigarettes,
The spares and the strikes
We went strong for fifteen years,
'til the day of the accident,
She slid down the gutter with a chocolate bar,
And no one's seen her since
Sometimes when the lanes are quiet,
And the boys a drillin' holes in balls,
I think of how much I loved that girl,
Cellulite and all...
Copyright; EGHarne
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